Uncategorized 13 Feb 2007 04:30 pm
Colon Blow
I love that I can get to work early and sleep for a little while before the day really begins.
Also, I have been working for an herbal rememdy site and got free colon care products so I will be cleansing my colon this weekend. I bet you wanted to know that. I’ll let you know if everything comes out ok. HA HA. I also got seaweed soap that is supposed to wash away the cellulite. I have one (1) dimple on my thigh. Be gone!
Did you know John Wayne donated his body to science and they found 40 pounds of dried fecal matter in his colon? It’s true.
5 Responses to “Colon Blow”
on 14 Feb 2007 at 5:11 pm 1.Pens said …
let me know how that works for you. I wouldn’t mind dropping 40 lbs.
on 14 Feb 2007 at 5:14 pm 2.Pens said …
ps
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp
on 14 Feb 2007 at 6:03 pm 3.Joey said …
If only it were that easy to lose weight!
on 15 Feb 2007 at 12:20 pm 4.meglet said …
Ok, Ok, I won’t do it. The consensus was decidedly against.
on 17 Feb 2007 at 8:55 am 5.MaryT said …
I would hate to be found out as “so full of poop” posthumously. I would rather get away with it now and release my bowels at my dying moment–which I thought peops did anyway? You know, when the state execute peops, they get a vaseline/cotton butt plug and have to wear a diaper? For reals.