funny 01 Sep 2006 10:12 am

Exploring Amazon’s Friday Sale

Every Friday Amazon.com has a “one-day savings only!” sale on around 150 items or so. A lot of them get rehashed each week, but sometimes there are new ones, and there’s never a shortage of peculiar items on sale. Here are a few:

Make Your Own Opoly Board Game
Make Your Own Opoly Board Game

I want to know who thought this would be a good idea? I mean, there’s already an “opoly” for everything in the world anyway, what else could one possibly use as a basis to make their own? Though, now that I think about it, Team Awesome could make Awesomeopoly or it’s evil twin Douchebagopoly. And seriously, doesn’t that box look like somebody photoshopped it?

Radio Toaster
Kenwood TT756SL 2-Slice Radio Toaster with FM Radio

Yo dawg, this makes the crunkest toast ever.

And lastly, here’s a trifecta of items:
Herbal O Female Sexual Enhancement Magna RX Male Sexual Enhancement Trojan Vibrating Ring
Item 1, Item 2, Item 3

In the interest of keeping this a “family” blog, I won’t provide any commentary, just links and images. I didn’t know Amazon was in this sort of business.

3 Responses to “Exploring Amazon’s Friday Sale”

  1. on 02 Sep 2006 at 10:01 am 1.MaryT said …

    The crunk toaster made me imagine what a Ghettopoloy might be like. You could turn Baltic and Mediterranean into Bail Bond Joints. You might go to jail for picking up hookers. Expensive properties could be capitalized on by adding rims.

    You know, the $0.99 store also sells condoms. A 12 pack. Only $0.99. I think they should stick with plastic cups and travel-size WD-40 myself.

  2. on 03 Sep 2006 at 2:40 pm 2.Meglet said …

    Mary, i thought you were suggesting people use plastic cups and WD-40 as birth control. Ewwww.

    Does that sexy trifecta come in a gift basket? Like, with a teddy bear and a can of nuts?

  3. on 04 Sep 2006 at 10:39 pm 3.MaryT said …

    And a pair of $0.99 edible underwear. Let’s just say it’s not made of fine imported chocolate. Seriously though, I am trying to think of an awesome birth control method in which one might utilize WD-40 and plastic cups. In the 80s, someone would have made a movie about that…and a robot that is obsessed with lawn darts.