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A few years back (maybe less), some of the “links du jour” on the internet were links to some Amazon reviews by a guy named Chad Kultgen. They were mostly reviews on stuff like Top Gun or other very typical masculine things and they used a lot of funny phrases and a good time was had by all. Well, apparently Amazon didn’t like all that traffic for some reason, so they removed his reviews. In response, he started up his own site with Amazon product reviews at Chad’s Reviews and even posted about why he’s still doing it.

And holy crank his review for today is pretty disturbing yet hilarious. If he’s making all this stuff up, he does a pretty damn good job of writing.

edit:
Okay, he’s got to be making this stuff up as one of the “reviews” is for a vibrator that he supposedly found in an office-mate’s drawer. But I do love that that review fits in the “Crap The Douches In My Office Use” category. Frickin’ badass.